I'M ABOUT TO GIVE YOU THE INSIDE SCOOP™ ON WHAT THIS PSEUDO-FLESHSACK OF DARKNESS AND NIGHTMARES (ME) IS HIDING FROM YOU MORTAL CHEAPSKATES!
YOU BETTER RIP OFF YOUR EARS AND PUT THEM IN MY MOUTHS SO I CAN SCREAM MY
“SEEECRETSSSS” INTO THEM AT MAXIMUM VOLUME!
I'M NOT GOING TO WASTE ANY MORE TIME WITH THIS, I'VE GOT WORK TO DO! LIKE
WEASEL-STOMPING! AND PUTTING MAGGOTS IN YOUR PORES TONIGHT!
LET'S GET DOWN TO "BIDNESS", KIDS!
Who are you?
I'M THE GUY THAT PUSHES YOU DOWN THE STAIRS WHILE YOU'RE DREAMING! IT'S TOUGH, BUT IT'S HONEST WORK... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT are you?
A COLLECTION OF THE HOLE'S BEST FEARMONGERERS AND NIGHTMARES, ALLLLL IN ONE SILLY LITTLE PACKAGE! MILK THAT SWEET, SWEET CORTISOL DRY!
You've been in my dreams?
ONLY THE FUN ONES! HEY, REMEMBER WHEN YOU SHOWED UP NAKED TO SCHOOL?
Who are your inspirations?
HEY, YOU MEAN “INGREDIENTS?” HEEHEEHEE!
LOOK FOR WHOEVER SIGNED UP FOR BLOOD
DONATIONS, PUT THEIR NAME IN. YOU'LL MEET THEM IN NO TIME!
Where do you come from?
Anything else you want us to know about you?
ALRIGHT, HERE GOES NOTHING!
PROOF THAT I'M IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW
MY PLANS
OKAY, THAT'S IT FOR YOU!
I HOPE YOUR SLEEP TONIGHT DOESN'T END FOR ABOUT 4 MONTHS!
BYE BYYYYE! GET OUT.